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An "Asian" typically describes one of oriental culture thinking that they're cool because they are Asian.

Many of these "Asian's" consist of Filipinos, who technically are; Asian-Pacific Islander. At the same time, there are many other "Asian's" of different oriental races, such as the Japanese, Chinese, Taiwanese, etc.

Most male "Asian's" like to outgrow their hair to about eyebrow length; keeping it well conditioned and refuse to cut the front, or any part of their hair. They have an extreme obsession with K-Pop, or Korean pop.

A way to find an "Asian" on the internet is to look at their username. If it consists of anything relating to pandas, rice, noodles, the shortened term Azn, swag, or anything of the like, you have found one.
Person 1: Hey Justin, why do you like pandas?

Justin: Because they're fluffy <3

Person 1: That's not exactly the best answer. Are you saying this because it relates to the Asian race, or country?

Justin: No, pandas are black, white and Asian.

Person 1: You are a disgrace to the Asian race.
by TheEthicalOne May 13, 2012
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Being asian means strict parents, all As in school, your probably a nerd trying to fit in, you like rice and boba and all sorts of asian foods, people make fun of your eyes for being slanted, and they say ching chong ling long.
Asian Girl: Hi.
White Girl: CHING CHONG LING LONG
Asian Girl: Fuck off.
by asians are litty November 27, 2017
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The people who make the porn where the guy moans more than the 7 or 8 girls surrounding him.
(Insert creative and funny asian example here)
by TrXta September 3, 2013
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any of a group of people descended from Asia, usually making excellent grades in high school and often becoming doctors; referred to a person who has not made out with a girl or who has not had sex before high school gradutation.
1.) Hey Asian, can I copy your homework?
2.) Goddamn it graduation is coming up in a month and I'm still a virgin, I feel like an Asian!
by beaner man November 14, 2009
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1.a person born in Asia.
2. one of the most intelligent races.
3. the humble people
4. the one who says they aren't arrogant and actually turns out to be one of the most self centered people.
5. the real Asians that are born in Asia tend to add an "r" in every word of every sentence of every paragraph of every life story they attempt to say in English.
6.slanted eyes -.-
7. usually male Asians have small penises.
Person 1 : "zomg! did you hear Emma got 99% on her final score?!"

Person 2: "because she's Asian like that!"xD
by ohhaytheresunshinexo December 19, 2009
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Guy 1. Them asians are sure good at breakdancing

Girl 1. Yea well, its the exact opposite in bed.
by My knowsalot June 12, 2012
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smart people who are often pressured to get A+. legend has it that if you get A or A- you're gonna magically fall off a cliff.
Asian : I just got 99% on my test, i wont be seeing u tmrw
Girl : ok
by DaddyWong May 15, 2018
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