Angelo

He's a jock and he's blonde.

His natural habitat is the gym.

He's good looking but not worth it.

Is actually a prick.
❓:"Hey have you met that blonde jock?"
❗:"Oh, Angelo? Yeah, too bad his dad didn't pull out."
by redhairedfreak March 11, 2023
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Gremlin, shortest in the friend group and has the hottest sisters of all time. He gets no coochie and swears he's the cutest guy on the planet, but he ugly.
"Ew who is that guy"
I don't know but he looks like an Angelo
by b00tymasterz May 04, 2020
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Angelo, or in its originally Italian form “la Reyna sin Ray” Is the closest to can come to a true goddess, next after Ariana.
Angelo sacrifice her first true love for humanity and will never love again. The Lady Gaga of the past, but still so relevant today.
by La Reyna sin Ray November 23, 2021
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Angelo triped me in the hallway hes a stupid
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Has a small pp, sucks at basketball, eats too much chipotle. Stalks his girlfriend 24/7. At least he is 6’2 with an attitude. He is obsessed with girls by the name of Angeline or Angie. Black women and Hispanic short fat girls are his type.
Angelo fuck me hard 😩
by Angelosbabymama January 11, 2024
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angelo is a human being
Angelo is a emo human
by Allison_Barn May 09, 2024
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Angelo is the bringer of hell the. He is second only to Lucifer Morningstar and served him directly from the overworld wishing to drag the world to the bottomless pits of hell. However Angelo is also a very loyal person and will forever be loyal to those who are kind to him, this is due to his resentment for God as he was cast from heaven until he has finally redeemed himself and proved that he is worthy to once again join the ranks of the four Archangels. Aside from that Angelo is a very kind and loving person willing to sacrifice themselves physically and emotionally for those he loves.
Person: WOW is that Angelo, he’s so cool and loyal
Other Person: Yeah, he’s the best
by Man of meow October 20, 2020
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