Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich

Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

Alternative Fuel

The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.

Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!

You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.

Random Person: Hey, great idea!

by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009

alternative

A term used to descibe music that is an alternative from the mainstream music. Although this term is irrelevent now, because what is refered to as alternative is in fact, the mainstream music.

Boy1:what kind of music do you like"
Boy2:alternative.
Boy1:why?
Boy2:because i dont like to listen to the same thing everyone else does.
Boy1:umm alternative is what everyone listens to....

by Blake Springer September 18, 2005

Alternative Energy Incentives

Anything except OTEC.

Hey, I just gave an Alternative Energy Incentives-- good thing it wasn't OTEC.

by The Resolution December 22, 2008

alternative

adj. used to describe people or things that are or appear impaired to the point of hilarity, usually mentally. Usage is mostly localised to a small alternative high school in Michigan.

"You're being kind of alternative today" "That car/goat is alternative."

by Schmill the Definer May 8, 2006

Alternative society movement

A movement where people seek to drop out of regular society and form a society among themselves where there are lots of drugs,sex ect. and they often form communes and/or have regular gatherings with lots of drugs,sex ect. and there is a general hippie counter culture outlook on life. One of the main ideas is that if enough people join it there won't be enough people in regular society and it will colapse and the alternative society will take over.

John is in the alternative society movement.

by Deep blue 2012 June 30, 2010

alternative vagina

The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.

Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.

by RBAK January 25, 2017