Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011

Squirmy Alligator

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

by muffin tin December 7, 2019

Sleeping alligator

When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol

Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator

by Blazinasian34 June 28, 2022

Alligator Bubble

When you're eating a girl out and she cums so much that you make bubbles when you try breathing out your nose, much like a partially submerged alligator.

"Damn, she came so much that I was making alligator bubbles!"

by HairyPotter0277 April 28, 2016

alligator role

Something performed in jail or prison to kill oneself. You tie a towel to the bed and roll it up around your neck on the floor. By the time it's so tight it's choking you, you won't have room to escape & will surely die. A very common way people kill themselves in prison.

"Damn. Did you hear about Mark? She killed herself in her cell last night. Did an alligator role & choked out"

by Trauma68 October 24, 2019

Alligator Fangs

assault rifle ammunition

John: Bro did you the new suicide boys songs

Steve: hell yea bro my favorite line was when ruby said “ Bitch I'm young plague Here to spread the flames Making it fucking rain alligator fangs”

by SosaZooted April 10, 2021

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006