Skip to main content

IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions
Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.
by Rstam May 21, 2019
mugGet the IKEA Airlinesmug.

wakanda airlines

It was a hectic afternoon at LHR. Travellers buzzed around the terminal, some rushing to their gates while others anxiously checked their flight statuses. I settled into my seat, trying to distract myself from the chaos, when a commotion near the window drew my attention.

Through the glass, I spotted a Wakanda Airlines A350-1000 taxiing toward the gate. I immediately knew it was our plane. The plane sported an eye-catching livery with the words “Wakanda Forever” emblazoned at the front of the fuselage around the cockpit area on both sides with Black Panther on the tail of the airplane .

Gasps and laughter rippled through the crowd. Families paused mid-conversation, business travelers abandoned their phones, and even the harried gate agents couldn’t help but chuckle. People began pulling out their phones to snap photos, while a few adventurous souls moved closer to the window for a better view.

Curiosity peaked when the boarding announcement came. I, along with others, rushed to line up, eager to board the aircraft. The flight attendants, sporting uniforms that matched the vibrant theme, welcomed each passenger with a smile and a wink, embracing the absurdity of the situation.

In the end, that day at LHR became a memorable adventure, with the arrival of the plane turning a mundane wait into a moment of joy and laughter. As it departed, I couldn’t help but think that sometimes, unexpected surprises make the journey all the more enjoyable.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 25, 2025
mugGet the wakanda airlinesmug.

Airline Bob

Good example of an "Airline Bob": "You sound so british, you hoe" - said Nick (in an extremely gay voice).
by Swedish awesome Forrester April 25, 2011
mugGet the Airline Bobmug.

Spirit Airlines

A terrible airline reviled by everybody in the world
Aw shit, I have to fly Spirit Airlines.
by sleep deprived nerd October 10, 2023
mugGet the Spirit Airlinesmug.

Airlining

When you're sizing up the room, because something instinctively doesn't feel right.
Them: Why are you so quiet?
Answer: These people give me weird vibes, so I'm just airlining, trying to fly through this turbulence.
by TooMuchPooForYou December 27, 2020
mugGet the Airliningmug.

Sunshine Airlines

One of the best Airline companies in the Mushroom Kingdom
I trust sunshine airlines
mugGet the Sunshine Airlinesmug.

Pinochet Airlines

Airline founded by former Chilean President Augusto Pinochet. Luxury services marketed primarily to Marxist rebels included tours of the Pacific Ocean and Andes peaks. Such travelers enjoyed these excursions so much they never came back.
That Chilean commie's about to take a one-way flight on Pinochet Airlines.
Pinochet Airlines - catering to and creating good communists for decades.
by TANSTAAFL1 June 9, 2025
mugGet the Pinochet Airlinesmug.

Share this definition