by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009
Get the Dick of the Year Award mug.The standard measurement for fun. The Lifetime Achievement Award is the highest form of fun achievable.
Kev: I went to a concert last night; it was so much fun!
Rae: But was it as fun as a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Kev: Of course not.
Rae: But was it as fun as a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Kev: Of course not.
by a chiaroscuro soul February 20, 2009
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by Kat Asdfghjkl June 5, 2014
Get the Oscar award mug.1. competition; annually given to the hottest woman in the United States
2. individually; given weekly to a person who exibits an overabundance of womanly comments (given by the passing of the "torch")
2. individually; given weekly to a person who exibits an overabundance of womanly comments (given by the passing of the "torch")
1. She's so hot, she could win the Miss America Award!
2. Hey Derr, maybe you could let someone else get the Miss America Award for once?
2. Hey Derr, maybe you could let someone else get the Miss America Award for once?
by Blake Bostick March 27, 2007
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Get the Reddit Gold award mug.An award that is given to the person who drinks entirely too much and ruins everyone else's fun. The person who is given a Vitiello Award is generally extremely obnoxious and often discharges a copious amount of vomit.
Person 1: Dude, did you see how drunk James was last night? He totally earned a Vitiello Award.
Person 2: Yeah, he was a douche. I think he even threw up that Grand Slam in the bathroom at Denny's.
Person 2: Yeah, he was a douche. I think he even threw up that Grand Slam in the bathroom at Denny's.
by ChrisGrey October 8, 2011
Get the Vitiello Award mug.This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.
Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.
There is no contesting this award
This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.
2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.
There is no contesting this award
This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.
2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"
Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”
Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”
Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
by Merchers February 2, 2010
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