The act of masturbation in which the climax, being an orgasm or ejaculation, is perfectly in sync with some sort of auction (eBay etc).
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
Created at around the very beginning of eBay, in London, when auctions became affiliated with computer systems. The year of 1995.
by monkeywithamelon March 17, 2013
Get the Auction Wank mug.John is so into his Sociology class it makes me sick. He has a major education erection.
Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.
Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.
by Life1ess January 27, 2010
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Education, as coined by dead prez
"They schools can't teach us shit
My people need freedom, we tryin to get all we can get
All my high school teachers can suck my dick
Tellin me white man lies straight bullshit
They schools aint teachin us, what we need to know to survive
They schools don't educate, all they teach the people is lies"
"They schools can't teach us shit
My people need freedom, we tryin to get all we can get
All my high school teachers can suck my dick
Tellin me white man lies straight bullshit
They schools aint teachin us, what we need to know to survive
They schools don't educate, all they teach the people is lies"
"Man that education shit is a joke
The same people who control the school system control
The prison system, and the whole social system
Ever since slavery, nawsayin?"
The same people who control the school system control
The prison system, and the whole social system
Ever since slavery, nawsayin?"
by Shante June 18, 2006
Get the education mug.(also called PE) a form of child abuse that consists of kids that are forced to participate in sports that they would rather not do. The people that enjoy this are the dumb ass jocks who think that PE is the most important thing and enjoy tormenting people that aren't athletic. For people that do not like PE, it can create stress and make them unpopular. I believe that physical education is wrong and should be taken out of schools NOW!
Physical education IS a form of child abuse. Join CEPEIS now! (Crusade to End Physical Education In Schools Now)
by Level 12 September 5, 2005
Get the physical education mug.Higher education is education provided by universities, vocational universities (community colleges, liberal arts colleges, and technical colleges, etc.) and other collegial institutions that award academic degrees, such as career colleges.
by little_one September 14, 2007
Get the higher education mug.by wiseman12345 July 7, 2011
Get the education mug.Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.
The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."
b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.
2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!
6 others in the bar: Me too!
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."
b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.
2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!
6 others in the bar: Me too!
by StabthePab January 9, 2012
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