Avon, Indiana

A west suburb of Indianapolis that is basically a much smaller, but growing, combination of Carmel, Indiana and Greenwood, Indiana.

I am wealthy. I don't want to move to Carmel because they are all too snobby and I do not want to move to Greenwood because they are not snobby enough. I guess I will move to Avon, Indiana to balance things out.

by westsideINDY April 12, 2011

avocado smash

Avocado smash is an sexual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment.

Person 1:"Did you get to smash yesterday"?
Person 2:" Yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind Walmart"
Person 1: "yea that sucks, but at least you got to smash"

by SAAAAp August 12, 2016

Avocado Taco

While having anal sex with a girl you proceed to place your testicles inside of her vagina. Your testicles resembling avocados and her vagina is the taco.

Cotton McKnight: while I was inside her butt-hole I shoved my nuts inside her pussy last night

Pepper Brooks: Sounds like one hell of an avocado taco!

by White Goodmen May 14, 2009

Avon

Preptown, USA. Don't come to Avon, there's nothing here but preps and strip-malls.

Kid 1: Where do you live?
Kid 2: Avon
Kid 1: Oh, I'm sorry.

by that one girl February 25, 2004

avocado dick

The condition in which a penis is covered in green guacamole poop. Usually the result of anal sex after eating chipotle.

My girl shouldn't have gotten extra guac at chipotle yesterday. Now I got an avocado dick.

by MustardDump August 17, 2017

Honorable avoidance

Going invisible to avoid further conversation

also done when a conversation is going nowhere

"hey""hi" "wassup" nuin" "wbu" "nuin"gtg" "ight ttyl" "(turns invisible)"
hey shelly!
hey, why are you invisible?
*sigh*James is on
honorable avoidance huh?

by whosaidwhat January 13, 2011

Black Avocado

A testicle that is swollen and black. The male equalvalent of a blue waffle, and is given by having sex with a woman with a blue waffle

Damn, them black avocadoes must be as big as melons

by The Black Moose June 9, 2010