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Astrology Sign Girl

That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.
Becca:
*Wrecks Car*

Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her

Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it

Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life

News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
by shickhydrocutme September 28, 2020
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Australia

The only country where everything wants to kill you.
Some guy dissolved in a lake in australia. Apparently the PH level was larger than my phone number.
by Racist Asian May 23, 2018
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Astralkid22

Best artist in the world. Just love him!
Astralkid22 just released new album!
by 𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸 November 26, 2021
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australia tax

The additional price added on to electronics, video games, and software in Australia, even after GST and currency exchange is taken into account. There is no set percentage for each item, it is generally how much the company decides to charge.
British Mate: Well fuck me, why are your laptops so expensive?
Aussie Mate: We pay the Australia Tax.
by Ravensaura March 31, 2017
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australian seatbelt

When you reach under from behind to the front, invert your hand with a jerking motion to & fro.
I gave the homeless man an Australian seatbelt in exchange for a cheese sandwich and a half bottle of piss.
by Dj_twel October 7, 2017
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astraphobia

Astraphobia, also known as astrapophobia, brontophobia, keraunophobia, or tonitrophobia is an abnormal fear of thunder and lightning, a type of specific phobia. It is a treatable phobia that both humans and animals can develop.
Boy: Do you think thunderstorms are cool?
Girl: Don’t talk about thunderstorms, I have astraphobia!
by Midnight dreams12 June 24, 2018
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Australian Porta Potty

When you punch a kangaroo, shit in the sack, then fuck it.
Ain’t shit to do out here in the Outback. Let’s go watch Steve get an Australian Porta Potty
by JoshBreezy Austrin April 21, 2023
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