assing

A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.

That new sousaphonist has such an assing coming to him!

by bB October 26, 2005

assing

some one...who is..jacking around..and shit

dude...quit assing around.

by Ash September 24, 2004

Awking

Deliberately pretending to be unfamiliar with an inside joke your friend tells with the intent of creating an awkward situation and/or making them look ridiculous.

Kevin: "Nooo you can have some milk tho!"

Juri: *silence*

Crowd: "Kevin. . . WTF?!"

Kevin: "Juri, stop awking me!"

Juri: *silence*

by BCC_Chillan May 25, 2010

Assing the Dick

The act of accepting an erect penis into one's rectum without reservation or hesitation.

Dude, check out this porn clip! She's assing the dick!

by SmellYoDick April 15, 2008

Assing

The process of using one's ass to suggest that another person move elsewhere.

"Dude, what are you doing in my face"
"Sorry man, that guy was assing me this way"

by VerkyTheTurky January 27, 2013

aking

verb, action.
To hold open the nostrils of an attractive woman with a pair of forceps for the purpose of filing same with semen.

It costs extra to get a porn star to do the aking, most suffer permanent nostril damage from the excessive pressure.

by Harvey_birdman April 20, 2008

assing my ride

In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.

Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!

by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011