A marching band hazing ritual whereby, upon first performance of an incorrect note, a new band member's face is rubbed in the bare buttocks of another member.
by bB October 26, 2005
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Deliberately pretending to be unfamiliar with an inside joke your friend tells with the intent of creating an awkward situation and/or making them look ridiculous.
Kevin: "Nooo you can have some milk tho!"
Juri: *silence*
Crowd: "Kevin. . . WTF?!"
Kevin: "Juri, stop awking me!"
Juri: *silence*
Juri: *silence*
Crowd: "Kevin. . . WTF?!"
Kevin: "Juri, stop awking me!"
Juri: *silence*
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To hold open the nostrils of an attractive woman with a pair of forceps for the purpose of filing same with semen.
To hold open the nostrils of an attractive woman with a pair of forceps for the purpose of filing same with semen.
It costs extra to get a porn star to do the aking, most suffer permanent nostril damage from the excessive pressure.
by Harvey_birdman April 20, 2008
Get the aking mug.In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.
Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!
Husband: Quit assing my ride!
Husband: Quit assing my ride!
by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011
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