Person A: *Is about to throw a bicycle wheel that got glue spilled over it into the dumpster*
Person B: Nooooo! Don't do that. It looks like a piece of art!
Person A: How the frick is this a piece of art? I didn't even put effort into it. I just spilled the glue accidentally.
Person B: I think it says something deep about how civilization pretends to spin around and look novel but it really has glue in its tracks and never really goes anywhere
Person A: Wauw, that is actually pretty deep. I should sell it to a rich art collector for $600.000. Don't you think?
Person B: Yeah, totally... No, I'm just kidding. It's worthless because you're not famous.
Person A: Fuck, I hate the art world... Also, what kinda absurd prank was that even?
Person B: It's my own work of performance art. It's called "(UNTITLED)" and you're on national television, buddy.
Person A: Please end my miserable existence already
Person B: Nooooo! Don't do that. It looks like a piece of art!
Person A: How the frick is this a piece of art? I didn't even put effort into it. I just spilled the glue accidentally.
Person B: I think it says something deep about how civilization pretends to spin around and look novel but it really has glue in its tracks and never really goes anywhere
Person A: Wauw, that is actually pretty deep. I should sell it to a rich art collector for $600.000. Don't you think?
Person B: Yeah, totally... No, I'm just kidding. It's worthless because you're not famous.
Person A: Fuck, I hate the art world... Also, what kinda absurd prank was that even?
Person B: It's my own work of performance art. It's called "(UNTITLED)" and you're on national television, buddy.
Person A: Please end my miserable existence already
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freddie mercury: “any way the wind blows, doesn’t really matter
to me, to me”
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freddie mercury: “ma—”
person 1: “ACHOO”
person 2: “damn, dude, that was art… bless you though”
to me, to me”
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freddie mercury: “ma—”
person 1: “ACHOO”
person 2: “damn, dude, that was art… bless you though”
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Boy 1) Omg did you hear what happend!!!
Boy 2) No, what?
Boy 1 ) im not sure very well but lets go and ask Art.
Boy 2) Why Art?
Boy 1) Bc he’s the most royal friend i have.
Boy 2) No, what?
Boy 1 ) im not sure very well but lets go and ask Art.
Boy 2) Why Art?
Boy 1) Bc he’s the most royal friend i have.
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by Big_Tj November 22, 2021
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