bunch of arse

Something that is totally rubbish on a number of levels.

Lisa: "Wow that movie was so great, i cant believe she ended up marrying him and having lots of babies and living happily ever after!!"

Mick: "It was a feckin bunch of arse of you ask me."

Similar meanings: Load of bollocks, pile of shite, can of wee wee etc etc.

by tguimond October 04, 2007

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arse-bandit

homosexual

leave my bottom alone you arse bandit

by bob July 12, 2003

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chefs arse

Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms

Chef's temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs arse played havoc in his kecks.

by grazza September 11, 2007

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Tube Arse

The feeling you get after riding the tube or subway where you are walking round and you feel the need to wipe your arse because of a build up of sweat and moist bum dirt seepage. Often a safety wipe is recommended and the victim may leave behind a pale speck of bright brown tube arse.

"hey man, why are you walking so weird?"
"I have a bad case of tube arse i picked up on the way home from work, I better be safe with a safety wipe, have a date tonight"

by tubearse91 October 17, 2011

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arse child

When a child is born, not of a man and a woman, but of a man and a man. Birthing takes place through the anus, and the child is thus referred to as an 'arse child'.

Oliver Richardson is an arse child of Mad Malcolm

by Will Smallwood and his dad February 27, 2014

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