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Apostolate

Apostolate: I Had a dog whose sex partners, ownersat, sisters, husbands, brothers, dog that eats food.

Drunken_Economist: NOBODY CARES APOSTOLATE
by ImTheMaddest July 31, 2012
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Rectum Apocalypse

A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.
Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"
by Matt Bonn October 4, 2006
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Rape Apologist

1. (Noun) Someone who defends rapists with full knowledge of the crimes they have committed

2. (Noun) someone who claims a victim of rape is the one at fault for an assault, most commonly using bullshit excuses such as "they shouldn't have been dressed so revealingly"
"He defended that guy!? Geez he must be a rape apologist"
by Don't-even-try-me May 14, 2018
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apocalypse now

One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.
The horror. The horror.
by Blake February 18, 2005
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Apoblogetic

The attitude of somebody who has a blog, doesn´t take care of it and feels guilty about that. Once each two or three months he writes some pathetic words of excuse for not having updated it and promises to write more often.

Everybody knows that he won´t.
I can´t stand that guy´s last post after six months without writing a word. He´s being annoyingly apoblogetic.
by Manhatta September 12, 2009
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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize
by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020
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Apollophobia

The fear of towels. Specifically the rough texture. Soft beach towels are exempt.
I was going to dry off after the shower, but I have Apollophobia.

I like bread and butter, but my acute Apollophobia is a hindrance on my day-to-day activities.
by OnlyPerson March 11, 2011
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