Aidstarded

A person or act defined by incurable and terminal stupidity.

Check out that Aidstarded ass-hole driving an SUV the wrong way down the road.

by The Cottage Cheese Explosion June 2, 2009

aristen

a cutie, with a great smile , a KRUD FOR LIFE. smilezz a lot!
friendly, and a seastar.
and is awesome in singing & rockband.

person1:hi im aristen
person2:daym you're the girl with a great voice , great smile, daym wanna go out ?
person1: hahaha sure :D

person2:dang. i wanna tap ssh. :D

by amandakrud February 24, 2008

airsterbate

The act of mimicing masterbastion with your hand in front of your body. Usually when someone is bragging, lying, or going on and on about something.

When Gino AGAIN started telling women about his 'fishing 'experiences, all we started to airsterbate.

by mrkymrk July 18, 2009

Ashraf Airstrike

Terrorist that goes to Miramonte HS that can call airstrike at will. All he has to go is give the latitude and longitude of his target, and call his great uncle Akmet for an Ashraf Airstrike!

Jeez, these I hate these people! Calls uncle: 24,67 you know what to do. He turns around and three planes come zooming by that drop bombs from the sky. Ooo look at the big explosion! Everyone knows its an Ashraf Airstrike!

by MatsSoccer January 5, 2008

jennifer aniston

an overrated actress who got her big break as Rachel Green in the NBC TV series Friends, which ran from 1994 to 2004. The series finale was incredibly stupid. She has also appeared on the silver screen, pretty much playing herself. Her movies ain't that good. She was married to housebreaker husband Brad Pitt, who ran off with Angelina Jolie, who also doesn't know what marriage is supposed to be all about - on top of that, his hair is now shorter and he looks like a plucked chicken. Jennifer Aniston's favorite phrase is "Oh my God". It's Oh-my-God this, Oh-my-God that. If it weren't for her sexy long hair or her nice legs, she wouldn't be considered a sex goddess at all.

Jennifer Aniston, along with the other 5 main members of "Friends", got $1,000,000 per 30-minute episode during the last season or two of the show. Imagine, a million bucks to be ditzy and say "OMG" several times. It's truly like the Dire Straits song says - it's really Money for Nothing.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2007

Aristheocrazy

An adjective pertaining to the control of the masses by rich assholes with maniacal religious convictions in the government.

guy1: Fuck! I HATE THIS COUNTRY!!

guy 2: It's cuz of the fucking Aristheocrazy!

by GM Alden November 19, 2011

Alistair

Alistair is the definition of fun. He is caring, sharing and always changing for the Good. He may be very stupid but in a funny and kind way. Surprisingly he is very fat when teen as very skinny when 5-12 and 15 onwards but in the gap is very fat as he eats a bit too much eventhough he plays about 3 sports regularly. He is strong and sometimes acts very gay. He is bestest of friends and is very loyal, always respecting you no matter what. Overall he is kind and lovely to be around
He is sometimes dirty and stinky aswell ......... DISGUSTANG

oh yeah Alistair was the most amazing child hood freind

by E.Ozzy November 29, 2019