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fake account

an account used to share information that is only shown to a certain group of people. Could be going off about how u hate someone or just sharing a thought u had today. An account to post anything that has no filter. Most times used to throw shade on other people.
Did u see what she posted on her fake account about me?
by fakeuser101 April 24, 2018
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Accordion

A musical instrument which is played by expanding and compressing the bellows while pressing down buttons, keys, or a combination of both (depending on the kind of accordoin). The accordion has long received a bad repuation and been known as the worst instrument ever. However, the accordion isn't bad. It's just misunderstood.

Contrary to popular opinion, the accordion isn't only a crappy polka instrument. I can be sucessfully used in many style of music including: Cajun music, Zydeco, Tango, Irish music, and (surprise, surprise!) rock.
I saw an amazing accordion player today. He was really rockin'. But then someone came up and shot him in the head for playing the accordion.
by MazurkaMatt June 23, 2006
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Struck out the Bank Account

Putting up a K. AKA putting up 1000 dollars in the bank.
A K means Kilo which means 1000. "Kilometer, Kilobyte"

In baseball when a person is struck out, the pitcher will receive a 'K' in the score books. They will also put up the letter 'K' on a sign usually in the outfield.

If you strike out your bank account you have put up a K which means putting 1000 dollars in your account.
Man: Man you've been working a lot.
Man2: I know but I just struck out the bank account again.
Man: I hear that, another $1000.
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accomoditis

disease that causes one to feel the need to go to excessive lengths to accomodate an inappropriate or ridiculous request
Misty's accomoditis prevented her from saying no when Bob asked her to make 500 color copies at the end of her business day.

Eddie’s Mom suffers from accomoditis, it almost seems like she waits on that 30 year old grown man, hand and foot!
by Jazzy Julie January 31, 2008
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account executive

Account executive are mostly responsible for the more practical parts of the advertising jobs (ie leaflets, distributions, adaptations of materials from different languages, making sure the client is always happy even if it includes a fluffing). They answer to the respective account supervisor and/or to the client service director/account director in short words primarily compromised of yes. That depends on the country and on the account you are working for. In Spain for example, an account executive could probably develop very important campaigns on his/her own which the Account Supervisor or Creative Director will later take credit for.
Who do I have to kill to get this job done. The account executive
by juicie fruit February 9, 2010
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Account Manager

What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.
IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.
by j_ballin April 7, 2015
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swiss bank account

A Swiss Bank Account is a very special bank account indeed. It is for those who have a very large sum of money. The family usually leaves the money in their bank account in Swizterland and moves to America where they open a new account (ex. Wachovia). The money increases overtime in Swizterland making that family even richer.
My friend Sam told me that he dosn't have a lot of money in his bank account here in American, but he has a large sum in is "Swiss Bank Account".
by dan lourie June 27, 2006
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