99 flake

When you ejaculate on your partner, then turn around and poo on them so it looks like the famous icecream with chocolate flake.

Hi Jenna, why you looking so pissed?

That bastard did a 99 flake on me.

by Bigboi890 November 27, 2016

99 Steps

The phrase used by the new generation of teenagers meaning 99 Steps After a friend. This can either mean Someone is becoming a very good friend. Or in most cases it means friends becoming more then "Just friends".

"Kim.. I really really Like you" Said Arthur

"99 Steps" Said Kim

by TylerClyde May 17, 2010

99 cent bin

A person or thing that was once hot. But has fallen out of favor. And is now marked down in price and is religated to the a bin of the cheap items just to get rid of them.

This guy is so dated, that the only place you can find him is in the 99 cent bin.

by golden pony January 16, 2018

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

99 millionaire

One who possesses many millions, just below one hundred million (usually in the late 90s) but definitely far above one single million

Oh no dear boy, I’m no ordinary millionaire. I am, in fact, a 99 millionaire!

by DustyRaider July 17, 2019

99-43-28

The number of days it took the Unites States to add one million cases of coronavirus to its total - 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28. Not a football play. Not the combination of a safe. It was exponential, viral spread of the disease. And he understood that this is what viral' means, and that they could reasonably expect another million to accrue in the next two weeks or so.

by Monkey's Dad July 8, 2020

99-43-28-14

The number of days it took the United States to add one million cases of Covid-19 to its total. 99 for the first million, 43 for the second, 28 for the third, 14 days for the fourth million, the fruits of heedlessly 're-opening'.

He stared at the numbers. 99-43-28-14. Not a football play. Not the combination to a safe. It was the exponential, viral spread of the disease. He understood that they could reasonably expect the next million cases to accrue in a week.

by Monkey's Dad July 22, 2020