2 + 2 = 5

Interesting fact: 2.4 (which rounds to 2) plus 2.3 (which rounds to 2) is equal to 4.7 (which rounds to 5).

You could then end up with 2 + 2 = 5 if you don't keep the same number of significant figures in your calculations.

by n3rd March 26, 2005

2 plus 2

5, obviously.

Teacher: Jimmy, what's 2 plus 2?
Jimmy: 5!
Teacher: Good job.

by bob the brony March 16, 2020

2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by What March 25, 2005

2 on

eating ass and pussy

fuckboi: damn ma, wat can i do for ur digitsss bihhhhh
hoe: i love to get 2 onn~~
fuckboi: oh ma fuck shit ok i mean uh if u return the favor
hoe: nigga tf i am a virgin i only get it done to me, everything except penetrating tha shrimp tic tac dick, i dont do shit
fuckboi: den can we fuck after or wat
hoe: or what byeeeeee fuckaaaahhhhh i gtg get 2 on by ur dad

by urfuturestepmom April 28, 2017

2 1/2

2 1/2 was created by a kid in 2005 at Creekwood Middle School. Many have asked what 2 1/2 is, but the true responce is "Only the special may comprehend the power of
2 1/2." Only the creator can choose who the special is, and the "power of 2 1/2" means 2 1/2 is very powerful.

2 1/2 is the most powerful number, so only a few can even comprehend it.

by THE CREATOR OF 2 1/2 October 18, 2006

2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

what's 2+2? gonorrhea

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.

It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011