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humane

A narcissistic term used to described humans' perceptions of themselves. Can be used Ironically.
Nothing says "humane leadership" like Stalin's iron regime.
by BlueT September 30, 2017
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humanities

Cultural studies, history, geography, economics, sociology, psycholgy, anthropology, religion studies, philosophy and anything related to this field
Humanities are basically about Man and Society
by HappyHippie January 15, 2007
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Human

one of the only animals that reproduces in group of 3 or more humans, they call this practice "orgies"
there is still no explanation for this practice, they just seem to like it
"yesterday, I fucked 2 girls big time" the human sez
by anorphirith December 7, 2006
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Human

Pitiful human scum, only good for one thing, food!
by Martian Conquistador February 5, 2004
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Humans

In The Words Of The Great Band Cattle Decapitation
The human body, in its systematic nature,
has 3 primary objectives:

1) Procreate
2) Food Intake
3) The elimination of waste

This is the human equation
One half is feces, the other mammal
The human is shit.

This is what you've become
The end result of human stupidity
Another mesh of flesh with no dignity
A solid waste with dull neuronal activity

2000 years from now
they'll discover our copralite
learn of disease and parasite
enough to know what made us tick
enough to make them sick

anatomy...
scatanthropology...
the study of man

Micturate - here's to your health
Defecate - upon the self
Felch - the goddamn sphinct and
Gurgle - it's disgusting contents

Playing king of the hill
On a mountain of manure
On a planet called earth
Mirroring what we're worth

We are nothing but a failure
Evolution took a shit
In my heart, through these eyes
Humankind in its own shit resides.

2000 years from now
they'll examine our copralite
gain perspective and insight
enough to know what made us tick and
that we're made of shit
Humans Are Shit.They Are The Worlds Deadliest And Most Powerful Virus.
by Supreme Vampiric Evil January 6, 2009
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Human

Homo sapiens. The only species so far to have slaughtered thousands of the same kind (ex. Hiroshima). Probably a major disappointment to God Himself, since they are His creation. Strangely enough, they seem to consider themselves in a category above animal, even though that's what they are.
Humans are mammals, so yes, they're considered animals as well.
by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017
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Human

A sad pathetic race that views themselves as superiors to others and cannot coexist in peace because of their selfish, ignorant, deceitful, and judgmental way of living.
Humans are the worst beings ever spawned by evolution.
by Aliens_The Superior Race October 2, 2009
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