human

A human is something that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard your face will fall off into a vat of acid.

Nikki Hamilton is a human, therefor she will be dickslapped.

by Brandemic August 13, 2010

Human

You

No edgy joke here

We are all humans

by buddy retard June 14, 2020

Human

The term used to describe an individual whose relationship to you is between a slam piece and dating. This term covers the entire time period in which you two are a "thing", but do not yet have a title.

"Where was Alex last night?"
"She was at her human's house watching a movie."

by KarPaige17 October 25, 2014

Human

Humans are a mistake of god

Humans are the end of this planet

by ItzRichyBish June 1, 2018

Human

The biggest fuck-up in the history of nature.

Humans are so dumb.

by Robert Bumaro March 24, 2019

Human

A shitty type of ape that took some weed

Human ape

by Man of china November 2, 2019

Human

A useless wastefulness of space and oxygen that could be destroyed and this earth would live better. They are destroying this planet quickly. The only use they have is to destroy.

Human there that bad.

by China for good January 27, 2020