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A human is
something
that should never mention Edward, Jacob, Bella, or Twilight or I will dickslap you so hard
your face
will
fall off
into a vat of acid.
Nikki
Hamilton
is
a human
, therefor she will be
dickslapped
.
human
by
Brandemic
August 13, 2010
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