Dink

(Short for Dinkleberg)

Someone who is perfect; An all around great person who has everything and that everyone is envious of; An arch-nemesis.

Hey man, did you hear how your neighbor won the "Best Neighbor Award"? He's a straight up Dink.

by Wesnirgen November 27, 2017

Dink

A simple man. Kind, heart of gold.

Dink is a simple man. He is a simple man who thinks no one man or woman is a stranger, but yet a friend he has not met yet.

by B. Danyel June 9, 2017

dinked

To be stupid, nuts, crazy, dumb, weird.

You've gone dinked.

by robanator June 18, 2014

Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.

Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!

by Dave March 17, 2005

dink

subservient male partner to an super-feminist

She has that dink so whipped.

by stanna1 April 5, 2011

dink

just another stupid word. can also be used as dinkus and dinker

andy is a dink
andy is a dinkus
etc..

by Unknown June 11, 2006

Dinked

Dink was the midget wrestling partner of doink the clown from wwf who was infamous for poking wrestler in the butt hole

friend bend over and you poke him in the butthole.. dude you totally just dinked me...

by Abusiveimp October 26, 2011