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Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013
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ranting

ranting is letting your feelings escape you instead of bottling up.
you can rant by telling others, writing it out, screaming it to yourself, speaking to a therapist and many more options.
when you rant you realise that you feel better even though all those things may still be there you feel like you’ve overcome a step and moved on to the next.

It’s like an obstacle course where you have to get through one challenge to get to the next.

you will get through this no matter what.

you deserved better y/n

you have so much potential in life please do not give up

I love you. you belong here idc if someone thinks you shouldn’t be here their opinion doesn’t matter

love yourself darling you will get through this I promise. <3
jasmine: hey i feel like ranting is the best option for me right now do you mind if I do?
holly: yes sure darling go ahead I’m listening
by ur_unkowndarling<3 June 23, 2021
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Rantness

When one gets carried away or out of control
“The catnip has made the cat rantness”
by Bananahannah8 May 27, 2022
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rant youtuber

A type of YouTuber who rants about things.
Dude, most of the rant youtubers don't even rant anymore!
by TheMan1225 November 28, 2025
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Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
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Recipe rant

When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.
I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.
by Fernacular November 9, 2021
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rant pant

At the end of a rant when someone needs to catch their breath from exhaustion.
Excuse my rant pant. I still...mean...what I said...
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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