the mold man

The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.

Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*

by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025

Sexiest man alive

Ray

I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan

by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022

no man's sky syndrome

when video games devolopers release a video game that is broken, full of bugs, lacking in features or a combination of the above, then promise to fix it later through Updates

AAA Companies keep releasing their games broken, they have no man's sky syndrome

by ash_1998 July 8, 2025

Ugly Man For Hundred

The definition of Carthage Missouri... California is the best

Vacation, Carthage, Missouri, Encliplaone, Ugly Man For Hundred

by Memememememmemememememe October 17, 2018

Straight man energy

The worst type of energy that is exuded by cis-het men.

The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.

Get your straight man energy away from me!

by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

A Man

A Man, is a force of nature, a symbol, a man is power, strength, masculinity, all things good and perfect... basically the opposite of a woman

Also we got the childmaker tool

Women be like: I don't have that, unlike a man

by The true Pepsi Man August 18, 2023

I Love A Man In A Uniform

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, o man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
To have ambition

Was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(I love a man in a uniform)

by Death Menace February 7, 2023