Shit-Faced Fucked

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.

Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.

by nltgn September 14, 2009

fuck my pizza

to fuck ones pizza:
to to hinder, thwart, frustrate, sadden, dismay or vex someone, usually fruitlessly or discourteously; to ruin ones day. (Overheard many times in Oakland, CA)

(glamazon talking loudly on cell): "When you comin? (...) You said you was comin! (...) Then I can't go! Why you always gotta be fucking my pizza! You always do this shit!"

(loud neighbor reading and threatening adulterous neighbor): "You fucked my pizza, I finna fuck you up!"

"Why you gotta go fuck my pizza!?"

by apocope February 19, 2010

Reverse Fuck-ology

Manipulating your partner to have sex with you after initially getting rejected.

John: Babe I wanna have sex.

Janet: Not today I have a headache.

John: Thats Okay. I'm going to happy hour. I'll be home late, don't wait up.

John: (to himself) Reverse Fuck-ology. Works like a charm.

by Chieflickalottapus December 31, 2010

lord fuck a duck

A creative way of saying holy fuck, what the fuck, the fuck, and basically any sentence that has fuck in it and is used in this manner.

Dude, he's drunk again.

Lord fuck a duck!

by Another Disposable Teen February 18, 2011

shit fuck damned

when you are drunk and on one or more other drugs

did you see kyle tonight, he was drunk and high, oh ya, that kid was shit fuck damned

by jables80 December 14, 2010

Sucks fucking balls

something you would say that fucking sucks balls. when something sucks balls, that sucks. but when something sucks fucking balls, it sucks fucking balls. and you dont know until something sucks fucking balls until you've experienced something that sucks fucking balls.

colton: blue screen of death es no bueno
jesse: no. blue screen of death SUCKS FUCKING BALLS.

by jess4less May 2, 2010

Whoppie-fucking-do

Used to express anger toward something that happened .

From "House of 1000 Corpses" (movie by Rob Zombie) , in this dialogue Baby (Sheri Moon) is making a move on the bespectacled nerd :

-It ain't past my bedtime
-Are you flirting with me?
-What? Oh, no.
(horn beeping)
-Great! They're back.
-Whoppie-fucking-do.(Baby is pissed of because the guys turns his back on her)

by Criniti April 26, 2008