Stone-washing

The act of 'washing' denim wish bleach to make it a lighter shade and give a 'used' look to it.

It's fun because of the fumes.

Sophia: haa.. I am stone-washing my shorts. *giggle*

damon: ermm... maybe you should open a window.

by Bobalicos111 July 28, 2010

split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 5, 2017

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was in a Lily's Garden ad. It was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is naughty!

by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020

Washing the Dog

Having anal sex with a woman while trying to shove your whole dick AND sack/balls in at the same time... called washing the dog cuase it is nearly impossible to do...

"I tried to wash the dog... but I just ended up getting everything else wet."

by JadeHawk June 11, 2004

Washing Machine

During anal sex with a woman you pee up her ass and gyrate your hips in a circular motion whilst making a wooshing sound.

I turned her into a washing machine last night now shes cleaning shit up all day

by DEMuahahah June 29, 2011

washington dc

Our nation's capitol also ironically the most violent area in the US

"I was on a tour of the white house and saw 15 people get capped."

by anon December 23, 2004

window washer

Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.

Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".

First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.

She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.

by Hiccup September 7, 2008