Twitter 

If your Famous:It's battle royale with more players the more controversial tweets you make the more people try to cancel you it's basically WWIII but it's a platform so it doesn't get out into real life...
Right?
If your a minor: its basically among us and your the impostor waiting for the right moment to strike but then kanye west and lil mad X declare war and you don't know who to vote out and then Trump starts Venting and killing Biden in front of Boris Johnson Since Boris is evil he teams with trump but then you cancel him with your knife (#1 TRENDING #CancelBoris) and it's never-ending among us unless you delete the app

Twitter is my favourite game I can ruin my life and others lives too!

Twitter by Fatnoob360 September 1, 2021

Twitter 

SYNONYM: Toxic

Friend: Download Twitter so i can talk to you
Me: AHHHHHHHH

Twitter by EthanosSquadDEFINES July 21, 2021

Twitter 

A social media website where opinions and personal beliefs go to die on the internet. A place where assholes and twats profess their goodness and kindness while telling someone who has a different opinion to go kill themselves.

Make sure you’re part of the hivemind and dont try to initiate an open-ended discussion and, at the very least, tread lightly with these mouth-breathing dipshits in regards to politics.

Fuck it, just dont even think for yourself.

Twitter is an app i use most of the time and one that i also hate with a burning passion.

Twitter by reddead97 July 24, 2021

Twitter 

Twitter is Bunch of youness in the same plateform or app

Example: Younes Knows everything about anything but he still dont know shit. That's Twitter

Twitter by RiTiMakesSense July 29, 2021

Twitter 

A very popular social media account designed for simple sharing access. Now, it is a toxic environment, where sharing minuscule opinions can get you forcefully excluded from groups of people, due to disagreement.

Bro, Twitter is just a shitshow nowadays.

Twitter by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

twitter 

you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows

gimmick accounts are great tho

autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"

me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"

twitter by cosmicretard August 9, 2021

Twittered 

To be twittered is to be outraged at something of no importance.

Person 1: "Hey did you see David the other day?"

Person 2: "Yeah he was getting really twittered over people who make roblox games"

Twittered by Jeofii August 12, 2021