Triple M

To Mug, Molest, and Murder an individual ie. Getting hit with the Triple M

1: Yeah things haven’t been the same since Mike got hit with the Triple M walking home from class

by Triple M merchant September 20, 2025

Triple Crown

To successfully hookup with all three of your closest friends (for more than 5 minutes each) before your other friends. Related to Double Crown.

dudeeeee she just won triple crownnnnnn

by awkward_salmon December 2, 2017

Triple jingle crank

A made up term helping innocent girls avoid coming to terms with the fact they just jerked off two guys to failed execution

Chad: Lauren just ski poled us
Mart: yea
Lauren: come sign this flag commemorating our triple jingle crank

All: wtf

by EggieOnAHeggie September 10, 2021

triple piston

When a man, nude, between two females, as he is fingering both of them, one of them has a hand on his balls and the other is jerking his penis vigorously until they all get off.

Looks like a triple piston kind of night.

by triple piston December 12, 2012

triple dog dodger

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else

me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!

by silentinletrees April 23, 2018

Triple Cheese

An adjective or noun used to portray your big ass Somali friend as a fattie.

"Yo, is that Mohamed over there he looking kinda chubby recently icl." "Nah bro, that's triple cheese!"

by chickenugs March 6, 2024

Triple French Pork

1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.

2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.

Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.

by Richard Slinger February 15, 2021