I stopped in at the car dealership and the salesman was a time raper. He would not stop talking and I couldn't figure out a way to get out of the conversation.
by Tinkersmacks June 6, 2016

whenever you see someone you don’t like walk in and you need to communicate to your friends that everyone should leave immediately
Jacqueline- “Ew C**s just walked in.”
Vivian- “omfg SKETTI TIME!”
Jac and viv- *immediately grab their things and run out, no questions asked*
Vivian- “omfg SKETTI TIME!”
Jac and viv- *immediately grab their things and run out, no questions asked*
by vivianteekel November 28, 2018

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.
*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
by CatPlanet September 18, 2013

An expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one's status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.
Dude 2: "What shakin', man?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"
Dude 1: "On time and on top!"
Dude 2: "Totally, dude! The party just started, like, a minute ago! And nice Mercedes, by the way. Who's the babe?"
by Brad Slocum July 8, 2006

by Dr.michael..Jackson October 24, 2019

by TravisTime123 March 3, 2019
