Bophadese Nuts

A play on the phrase "Both of these nuts."

Have you heard the story about Bophadese? It's a story about a man with a peanut plantation, it's called "Bophadese Nuts"

by The Bophadese Nuts Guy May 25, 2018

Power nut

When u bus a fat fuckin nut and she keeps succin... but this time u bus 5 gallons worth of nut...

“Babe im finished... babe stop.... STOP... SToP.... BITCH STOP IM GONNA POWER NUT!!”

by Ihavegunga59 July 17, 2019

nut drip

wen u wear long johns den all the sweat from ya shaft 2 ya gooch meets together @ ya macaroons

man I got sum serious nut drip my guy

by rrudago December 7, 2016

Nut Fat

A large amount of flesh and fat around the male pelvic region. It occurs to obese men and is more pronounced when tight fitting trousers or sweats are worn.

Those tight fitting pants Bill is wearing really highlights his Nut Fat. It looks like he's trying to smuggle a bosa ball in his pants.

by Happy Boy December 9, 2009

Nut Crushers

Tight fitting pants or jeans a male would wear.

I should not have put on these "nut crushers" because they are irritating my balls and everone is looking at my funny!

by Ken357 January 16, 2008

Dookie nut

When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.

To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts

by Mattychomper September 28, 2018

imma nut

This either means:
1) "I'm a nutjob"
2) "I'm going to ejaculate"

1) Her: Why are you eating paper?
Him: Cause imma nut!

2) *at McD's*
Dad: Hey son?
Son: Yep?
Dad: Imma nut in the washroom stalls for a quick sec, you find a spot to sit mmkay?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 9, 2020