Stink Smoothie

When you place a funnel in a womans vagina, then shit, throw up, piss, and ejaculate into the funnel. You then proceed to remove the funnel, take a bendy straw and enjoy.

Stink Smoothies are only meant for those hardcore guys and gals willing to commint such awesomely awful deeds.
For the taste isnt always pleasent.

by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr January 17, 2010

Smooter

A dirty guy who gets with all the discusting girls because al the hot girls won't go anywhere near him.

Also can be said; smoot
Girl with smooter: smootie

That guy Devin is such a smooter! He's wheelin all ththose dusty chicks.

by MacBoy Pro December 21, 2008

smoothtasticness

1. smoothness to the MAX

2. of or being extremely smooth probably the highest degree of smoothness you could possibly atain or be.

person 1: hey did you see that new drink ad it looks like the drink might be smooth.

person 2: yeah i already had one it was the most smoothtasticness drinks i have ever had.

by skel'elm April 10, 2009

Smoothier

A combination of smoother and smoothly. When things go smoother than expected and can only be described as having gone smoothier.

Fuck it, I'm a DSM and I made up a new word. Things went smoothier than I expected today.

-DSM Seggie

by IMEI21 November 6, 2011

blended smoothie

When u give a girl a blowjob then start hitting her from the back while another dude shits in her mouth and another one sticks his hand in her vagina and yells "BLENDED SMOOTHIE"

Bro last night we all gave her a blended smoothie

by Duckslit100 December 2, 2016

run this smoothly

captures the act of speaking of personal things that make you very emotional resisting the reflex to shut down completely or joke it off.

"Tell me about your daughter. Is she nice? What kinds of things is she into?"
"I shall run this smoothly, Madam, she is currently ..."

by Krkič January 3, 2022

Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.

"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."

by Taco96 January 5, 2009