meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".
I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.
by einaphets April 23, 2022
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mud shark

A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 29, 2024
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Trumped the shark

For example, a campaign might "Trump the shark" if it starts to lose popularity, its quality decreases, or its ratings drop. The phrase can also be used to describe when the candidate becomes restless, engages in rambling personal attacks instead of policy discussion, or ultimately reaches the limits of public interest.
Trump's presidential campaign has Trumped the shark.
by Transientalias August 15, 2024
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Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar
Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.
by Blueyfan March 03, 2023
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Road Shark

An aggressive yet dominant driver who rules the road
Beth is a Road Shark when she's upset.
by T1AOcsr July 27, 2017
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Shark bait

A girl who walks into a body of water, on her period.
Bro, Oh my god, my friend pulled a shark bait last weekend.
by Cucl December 06, 2019
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Shark Bait

I was shark bait at Bondi Beach yesterday, luckily there were no sharks.
by Jawjar420 November 08, 2019
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