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The Gru Card

This is a meme-type joke, and the creator of this post is not sure if it is real, and physical, but in the meme world, it is one of the recent memes. It has many variations, ranging from making people infinitely gay, to making Pokemon bored. The character that is both a picture on most of these "Cards" and the namesake would be Gru, a character from the movie Despicable Me. Now, onto what the card actually does. The most common thing it does is reflect all No u's and make all players gay. As I have said before, there are multiple variations of it, but I cannot name them all.
Dude 1: Ur mom is gay
Dude 2: No u.

Dude 1: No u.
Dude 2: No u.
Dude 1: NO U!
Dude 2: I play the Gru card!
Dude 1:Noooo!
Dude 3: What are you guys doing?
Dude 2: *Whispers*
Dude 3: WHY AM I GAY?!
Dude 1 and 2 together: That's how it works.
by ISoundTooSophisticatedButImNot February 20, 2019
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Skip card over a reverse card

No, When using a reverse card to reverse a saying towards you and they pay a skip turn card to stop it does nothing
Linda tried using a skip play card over my reverse card I said “ no bitch you can’t skip card over a reverse card it’s not allowed”
by Dumbass69420 February 20, 2021
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[Title Card]

A word used when referring to the hit television show, Title Card.
Man, this drink was so good I feel Title Card!
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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021
mugGet the credit card bonermug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>The Dominican Order Starts <.&>AndA<&>Stops At The Hierophants Tarot Card
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Hotdog card

When a person assumes that after several dates the other person will have sex with them.
So, now that we’ve been out a few times, would you like to come over to my place? What we’ve gone out a few times and you’re playing the hotdog card? Wow!
by Sambiase May 31, 2024
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