Linkmer

Linktator of the Linkovernment Linkion
Linkmer lures the poor and innocent into his lynkstopian lounktry, known as "Linkmers Server" with false promises of lweenkly uploads, forcing them to bow down to him and bend to his will like the cruel linktator he is, silencing those that speak out against his linkranny. Promoting those that lornkship him the best to "Peace Officers", allowing them to abuse the citizens of the linkommunity

Person 1: All hail Linkmer
Person 2: All hail Linkmer
Person 3:All hail Linkmer
Person 4: All hail Linkmer
Person 5: All hail Linkmer
Person 6: All hail Linkmer
Person 7: All hail Linkmer
Person 8: I refuse
Peace Officer: Stop resisting

by tenzla June 24, 2024

Licker

A person who has quit their job to unsuccessfully trade crypto meme coins full-time. Generally viewed as a bottom of the barrel crypto degenerate.

A crypto MoonBoy without dignity.

"Omg all he does is sit on his phone all day trading crypto shitcoins"

- "Yeah he's a real Licker"

by Thor's Hammered August 22, 2024

Linkedfluencer Postasturbation

A term I invented today for LinkedIn Influencers who like and comment on their own stuff to get traction, handing themselves a virtual "finger bang" or "tug tug", instead of waiting for the engagement pod they are in to rally together and do it for them..

Noticed Karen on LinkedIn today, partaking in a bit of Linkedfluencer Postasturbation to boost her posts by liking it herself, and talking to herself on it from another profile to boost engagement.

by Shields Recruits January 9, 2025

Likert

- 5point, 7point, ... Scale for answering items in a questionaire
- scale used for everything else

Tyler: Bro, can you drop me the 5-Likert?
John: Sure man, next time I'll hit you with the 7.

Tyler: Dude, you got straight 9-Likert energy.
John: Damn Ty, thanks. Been workin' on it.

by Lyche January 31, 2025

Lingering Betty

A thick, heavy fart that can be smelled long after it’s been released.

I farted like 10 minutes ago but I just left the room and came back and it still smells like shit in here, that must have been a lingering Betty.

by Huntybobunty February 4, 2025

Linner

A blend between lunch and dinner

I was so busy today that I only had time to have a linner.

by ABA Language February 10, 2026

Licker Cabinet

Vagina of an inebriated woman. (Hinting at cunnilingus.)

My girl wanted to make out when she got home but I’d rather licker’ cabinet so I don’t get drunk myself.
The ground is drier than granny’s licker cabinet.

by TaintBaby February 13, 2026