morbidly obeese black and white criter roaming the earth top; often raping. His dope Kungfoo skills oftenly leave people in cumvolsion.
I was roaming the earth top, when i was raped by a morbidly obeese black and white criter called a KUNGFOO PANDA left me in comvolsion
by BRANDII MAE January 20, 2011
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I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 26, 2011
Get the Kung-Football mug.same as a blumkin... receiving oral pleasures while taking a crap... only difference is the location... kuntry blumkins happen in the woods,a outhouse,port-o-toilet and even abandoned methlab trailer as long as you aren't on a working toilet...
sshhhoooo wwweeee... that girl done gone and give me a kuntry blumkin behind that big white oak downwind of us...
by the human tripod July 31, 2012
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Kuntsman is an insult that often attaches itself to one particular friend (who is an obvious Kuntsman) to the extent you forget their original name.
Not to be confused with 'The Kuntmeister'
Kuntsman is an insult that often attaches itself to one particular friend (who is an obvious Kuntsman) to the extent you forget their original name.
Not to be confused with 'The Kuntmeister'
by K_M14 August 7, 2012
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