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Jonathan

Jonathan fumbled the love of his life!
by Luv07 November 22, 2023
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Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.
Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...
by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023
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Jonathan

nega: Jonathan big ball
nega 2: yeah, i like ball
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Jonathon Atkinson

The wildest dude you’ll ever meet. Hypnotically caucasian, with quite a large nose. Usually plays sports on the low key. Something like soccer or tennis or cheerleading but never football. Quite a large nose, but a good guy. Also quite queer. Not always gay, or trans, depends on the day. Large nose, and a gay persona, overall a good friend. Weird hair though. Head shaped like a triangle.
Man, Jonathon Atkinson was acting really gay last night.
by Amongle_4 March 7, 2024
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a stick niga that gets ghosted by a yuchen and offers drugs to the girl after sex. He finishes in the amount of time it takes for a girl to run away from him, 1 second. He abuses women on the daily and this homeless poor broke bitch boy doesnt sleep and spends his day jacking off to feet pics and photos of literal pieces of shit.
Timmy shat his pants and was quickly devoured by Jonathan (Jonathan came a little at the sight of shit).
This nigga Jonathan owes me money.
by Lucas Cheng March 23, 2024
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Jonathan

Also goes my Creeper. Which is quite accurate considering he touches little boys while pretending to be a woman. No one likes Jonathan.
Jonathan was caught in the Pre K bathrooms! Someone call the cops!
by Nepsahe April 7, 2024
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