im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

pizza im ptitim

its when u have ptitim on pizza

hey, or is eating pizza im ptitim

by Or liani September 12, 2018

Im Bored

If you are reading this, it means that you are bored beyond belief and would rather do anything than do some actual work.

Hey, im Bored

by Yustbetterthanyou June 2, 2020

If im drunk enough...

Basically saying you are willing to partake in something stupid if you are intoxicated enough to do so.

Guy 1:"Hey you wanna listen to Cardi B's New album with me?"

Guy 2: "If im drunk enough..."

by JustSomePersonHere September 11, 2022

AAAAAAH IM DEAD

If someone says this he/she is dead

person 1: AAAAAAAH IM DEAD
person 2: Wow i am happy that you are dead

by DesxFanboi23 September 21, 2018

im gonna pop your pimple

Popping of anal warts during sexual intercourse.

I told Adam im gonna pop your pimples while making out

by Big comfy salami December 15, 2021

im not gay but $20 is $20

is what you say when you are gay, but for a price

Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"

will: "so you are gay"

by coolwill December 18, 2024