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Girlfriending 

When you re-light the blunt for someone while they hold it.
I ended up girlfriending Quinn because the light went out on the j.
Girlfriending by _Kmoney_$$ March 1, 2025

girlfriendship

Close or affectionate platonic friendship between girls. Derived from girlfriend + friendship.
"I envy their girlfriendship. Guy friends are so much more standoffish with each other."
girlfriendship by athene__ March 3, 2025

girlfriend 

What some people think is what life is all about and they fuck up their lives over it.
i need a girlfriend
true love will make up for my bills, lack of social life, and i will magically have a personality.
girlfriend by Benjiinthe2020s March 9, 2025

Girlfriend 

Honey, there isn't going to be a ME to date if whatever is going on with my skull keeps getting worse and I'm not going to save myself. I WILL sit here and die! So...
Hym "Girlfriend? I'm supposed to have, like, a pride of sister-wives running around somewhere... They are both sex-property AND sexy property. What the are NOT (though) is 'good at saving me.' That is clearly something at which they do not excel... Bad sister-wives."
Girlfriend by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Girlfriend-zoning 

When a kindergartener / grade school boy is constantly shamed / ridiculed as a 'girly' 'inappropriate' or 'simp' for simply getting along better with the girls in class, and will likely grow up to become a friendless hardcore aro

Usually the result of a conservative home/school upbringing and/or the boy being a major wimp himself
By the time puberty hit and the girlfriend-zoning stopped, he was already a lonely hardcore aro (my story)

Girlfriend Or Daughter 

A game played while in public where when you see an older man with a young woman, you try to guess if it's his girlfriend or daughter based on context clues
Person 1. So what you think; girlfriend or daughter

Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter