Stocking Feet

walking without shoes

One time, I went all day with stocking feet and didn't notice till my brother made a remark about it.

by Thaylor Gang May 28, 2018

Squid feet

A person that cannot kick a ball in an accurate direction and that throws their limbs around unwillingly similarly to a squid

"That Frankie kid has some squid feet on him"

by Flash4dash June 4, 2018

Frusted feet

When you have the sudden urge to stick your feet in fire

Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire

Woman: what’s wrong

Man: I just got frusted feet

by Fred rickety June 5, 2018

Sheet Fleet

The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.

I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.

by Swanee June 15, 2018

beach feet

Calloused feet from continous treading on sand, rock, etc. Developed over time by vacationing for too long in nice places

Bro: How can you stand this hot sand?
Bruh: You’ve got to get your beach feet. Walk over hot coals!

by CAPSLOCKYEAH July 5, 2018

Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018