Watching paint dry

Used to describe Manchester United.

I didn’t do much today, i was watching paint dry.

by Kopthis October 3, 2019

dry bum rot

*disease that causes the anus to rot and become dry*

my friend phoned saying that he woke up with dry bum rot... a dry rotting bum

by valcon&chriszombie April 27, 2009

a cool dry place

your mom's vagina

i was balls deep in a cool dry place last night if ya know what i mean ;) ;)

by Jim_Raynor April 19, 2017

Milk you dry

When someone beats the very ego of your soul to pulp. Typically leaving you senseless and with a false sense of overwhelming disruption of emotion.

She won’t be direct, talk to me tell me what she needs; contentment? When I know it isn’t commitment, is her obligation really more urgent that of mine is? My delirium a bit, optimistic intrinsic. I’m long for her in my wish but I’m spaced, Incase a barrierors I no longer look to break. Friend: She’s milk you dry bro, sorry to say. Your wasting your time on someone who doesn’t want to be loved.

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

leave me dry

She gets all the cum sucked out of you

Oh baby, leave me dry again.

by I love trump February 6, 2018

Dry mouth child

A child with a mouth as dry as his ring

Mathius is a drymouth child bastard

by blackspray March 22, 2005

Memphis Dry Rub

When a toothless southern woman gives you a handjob with no lube.

" I met this chick at an Elvis convention in Tennessee and she ended up giving me a Memphis Dry Rub in the front seat of my truck"

by Sabres 1981 August 29, 2007