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computer fucker

a young boy or man who loves to have sex with his computer such as a derek. this boy is usualy very fat and is a loser. he will become the inventor of robot sex.also a computer fucker can be a person who messe with people's computers by fucking the floppy drive.
i hate him so much im hireing a computer fucker to screw up his life.
by JOHN J GILLINAHAULLER September 20, 2006
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Selective Over-Compulsive Disorder

The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.
You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."

Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".

You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."
by De mirandis homo August 20, 2012
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211 North Campus

A shitty alternative school u get sent to no one ever makes it out in there
Jake: Bruh they’re sending me to district 211 north campus
Jahari: Fucking L bro u ain gonna survive in that hell hole
by gloryboaaaaaa May 7, 2022
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communazi

by boris July 29, 2003
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apple computer

The original designers of Windows. They were using thier own GUI when developing and Bill Gates bought it from them on the cheap and proceeded to market it as his own making a fortune. So a good definition would be Unlucky and shortsighted
by Ferg June 30, 2003
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computer fixing

a term for making an excuse to leave a room full of people to spend one on one time with a significant other. the excuse doesn't actually have to be " i need help fixing my computer," its just a universal term for any excuse
John- oh betty, i have a busted computer in the other room do u think u can help me fix it.

or

" did u hear that, jim jsut asked sally to help him "wash dishes" in the other room, he's computer fixing
by terry January 16, 2005
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Impact Computers

ImpactComputers.com is dedicated to the business of replacement parts distribution for manufacturers such as Acer, Compaq, Hewlett-Packard (HP), IBM, Toshiba, SONY, Panasonic, and many more. We are primarily an outsource facility that assumes the major responsibility of supplementing the existing channels when they fail in their attempt to satisfy customer requirements for Notebook Parts, Laptop parts, Server Parts and Desktop Parts. We have the largest selection of parts new and generic that work on Dell ™ Inspiron™, Dell™ Poweredge™, Dell™ Latitude, Dell™ Vostro, Dell™ Optiplex, Compaq™ Presario, Hewlett-Packard (HP)™ Pavilion™, Acer™ Aspire, Toshiba™ Satellite, Toshiba™ Tecra, Toshiba™ Libretto such as Displays, Hinges, Caddies, Batteries, Ac Adaptors and every little part for your Notebook, Desktop or Server.
Where did you buy your laptop screen?

I bought it from Impact Computers!
by RalphT February 22, 2014
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