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english coffee

A euphemism used by office workers when going to the pub to grab a pint (typically beer). Whilst drinking at work may be frowned upon, grabbing coffee with your fellow colleagues is widely socially acceptable. Hence English Coffee.

"English" can also be commonly replaced with "Russian" or "Irish", though these are considered less subtle (as drinking culture is a big staple there) and may blow one's cover.
"I had a long day mate, Lets grab an English coffee this afternoon."
by salary man December 14, 2023
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Coffee

Sweet food often though not always eaten at the end of a meal.
That dessert place has the best coffee in town
by Semen_Supreme December 5, 2022
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already-existing coffee

Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.
"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."

"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
by skipmendler December 22, 2022
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Coffee Bong

A Japanese Coffee device known as a syphon.
He made a strong brew with his coffee bong.
by pornstitute April 25, 2023
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Dirty Coffee

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.
My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday
by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023
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do you like coffee

Hey, do you like coffee?

Yeah? Why

I hate you.
by B_TheRam May 4, 2023
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Millstone Coffee

a brand of coffee sold in the US, a division of the J.M. Smucker Company.
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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