by Anonymous September 21, 2003
Get the holy ballsmug. A phrase usually uttered under one's breath when they really don't feel like doing something or things didn't go as planned.
1. "Fuck balls I gotta go to a stupid ass wedding next weekend."
2. "I can't believe it's monday already. fuck balls!"
2. "I can't believe it's monday already. fuck balls!"
by HUAH July 4, 2009
Get the fuck ballsmug. When you fill up a teapot with warm water, then dip your balls into it. Whilst the balls are dangling in the water, a girl blows down the spout and creates a jacuzzi scenario.
by Groomer May 14, 2006
Get the ball jacuzzimug. A figure of speech used when on hold or waiting for something. This comes from the term blue balls but used in everyday situations not related to sex.
Damn. I've been waiting for that amazon package for a whole week. UPS is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
We had a date scheduled since Monday and she flaked out last minute. She is blue balling me heart.
I've been sitting in this plane for the last 2 hours waiting for the captain to start the engines. American Airlines is blue balling me.
by rogerthewhale January 21, 2013
Get the Blue ballingmug. Pressed against that schoolgirl's hip on the axle seat of the 57, I'm ashamed to say I involuntarily released a few drops of ball glaze as we passed over that unmade road, Father.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
Get the ball glazemug. by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
Get the Sexercise Ballmug. A complete fucking douche bag. One who is so full of themselves, they wear their balls on their face.
by Tlaloc December 10, 2007
Get the ball facemug.