When you lightly push your anus to see if what is coming is just a fart but then you realize it's actually a poop and the tip of the turd begins to come out just like a turtle sticks its head out of its shell to check its surroundings.
Emma: Damn I thought I just had to fart but when I was turtle heading I stained my underwear.
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!
Emily: I told you not to push that hard, now we have to buy you new undies!
by Paytonglaser April 12, 2017
Get the Turtle Heading mug.When one of your close friends acts shy around you for no appearent reason
Make a fist, Poke your thumb out of the middle of the four fingers and slowly withdraw it.
Make a fist, Poke your thumb out of the middle of the four fingers and slowly withdraw it.
"Sonny sits at our table everyday but doesnt say shit"
"Thats a shy turtle"
Make a fist, Poke your thumb
"Thats a shy turtle"
Make a fist, Poke your thumb
by Wooplah April 24, 2009
Get the Shy Turtle mug.Turtle Time is a secret area located on a small moon. Turtle Time is a building that is in the shape of a turtle. Tourists are welcomed to discover the turtle statues inside the building. The turtle statues contain alien guts inside.
Dave: Hey have you heard about that cool place called Turtle Time?
Bob: Turtle Time? What’s that?
Dave: It’s a building in the shape of a turtle! Duh!
Bob: Turtle Time? What’s that?
Dave: It’s a building in the shape of a turtle! Duh!
by The guy with the orange January 31, 2019
Get the Turtle Time mug.Butt fucking on the Delaware boarder, as made popular by that twangy Bama song. Anyone with a dick and an asshole can turtle dove, although fags have made the term most popular.
You went turtle doving on the Mason-Dixon line last night?
Yep, I butt fucked him right there on the Delaware boarder.
Yep, I butt fucked him right there on the Delaware boarder.
by B<3Cliff December 8, 2009
Get the turtle doving mug.A sexual act where one person bends there index and ring fingers. Then proceeds to pleasure their women.
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Get the Turtle Bunny mug.a hand gesture made by putting one hand over the other and moving thumbs in a motion... There for called the akward turtles
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