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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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goose

a really cool person also known by noosegoose.
goose has a fucking long cock
by AnarchicGoose_ September 6, 2022
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Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce
"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.
by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022
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Goose Washer

The act of performing oral sex on a female vagina.
Don’t waste your time trying to hook up with that girl she’s a goose washer.
by K Dough75 June 22, 2021
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Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island

Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
Winterfresh, Sprite, And Kit`~`Kat Equals Goose Island
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
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Goose

Friend: I told your crush you liked them
You: Goose *honking noises intensify*
by Bestay May 12, 2021
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Goose

A person who behaves in a way that is not the norm. They are quirky and more often than not choose the wrong thing when presented with options, just because...
They are adorable though😒
Look at Oscar N, he is being a goose...again.
by You_Can't_Handle_the_Truth August 30, 2019
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