tit-fetus

An abnormal growth that varies in shape or size that can be located on the breast. Requires food for sustenance and occasionally drools.

Guy1: "Wow, Did you see Laura's tit-fetus?"

Guy2: "No, I thought that was a myth"

Guy1: "Its the real deal"

by Prax January 31, 2008

Tits McGrits

Describes an object, situation, or person as being super awesome.

"Bro do you like my new poster?"..."ya its freakin tits mcgrits."

by wellhell May 2, 2010

Glitter Tits

One of the best attractions at Manville. Sometimes a stripper crazy cheerleader. An expert in "girly lady tricks."

Does that glitter tits need a ride?

by That Old Guy February 4, 2010

wooky tits

Having the baby fine hair of the face, peach fuzz, except this time- horribly displaced on one's tits, breasts, jugs- what the hell ever you prefer.

My friend totally hooked up with Flora- um. . . b*tch had some scary wooky tits. I damn near grew a beard like 'um once.

by Layana September 1, 2005

qual tits

good-quality breasts :)

That babe's got some qual tits.

by MPS January 20, 2005

Hipster tits

Hipster tits are possessed by supposed indie-music, local-establishment loving girls. They are usually a high A to low B in terms of cup size.

It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.

Keira Knightley has hipster tits.

by kyleatx December 7, 2010

tit fart

when a womans tits make a sweaty squelching noise against a mans chest. hard not to lol at.

eg: this girl was giving me a grindjob last night and she made a tit fart against my chest!

by nilall February 28, 2009