A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.
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Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.
(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.
(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
by rfo October 26, 2010
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Get the Tool Tank thirsty thursdays mug.A very powerful name in the southern part of the United States. The Toolcock's began as a family of farmers in Louisiana. During the Civil War, conflict began around the Toolcock's farm because of the fact that they used African slaves to help harvest their crops. Thomas Toolcock became a very highly ranked general in the Confederate Army, but his fame was short lived because of the Confederate's loss. As of now the Toolcock name is highly respected the world over as a food company, Thomas's great granddaughter, Eleanor Toolcock is the CEO of Toolcock Homegrown Foods.
by Lt. Weewee November 24, 2010
Get the Toolcock mug.A tool is someone who can't think for themselves. Someone who is easily taken advantage of, picked on and made a fool out of. Someone who is being used and doesn't even realize it. Someone who tries too hard to please others. Someone who can't defend themselves.
These acts give people the impression that the "tool" doesn't have a brain or any common sense and as a result all they are good for is being used, like a tool(hence the insult).
Being called a tool is NOT a compliment.
These acts give people the impression that the "tool" doesn't have a brain or any common sense and as a result all they are good for is being used, like a tool(hence the insult).
Being called a tool is NOT a compliment.
"Eric is such a tool. He doesn't even realize that all these people are just making fun of him."
"Yeah. I really feel bad for that kid."
"Yeah. I really feel bad for that kid."
by MK0707 January 17, 2011
Get the tool mug.A Tool is someone who tries to fit in by doing what ever there told. A tool will drive attention to itself to look cool, the tool is used for money and other goods to keep its "Group" happy. They are the "Groups" Tool, and the tool shall be used. Tools usually pose to be something they aren't.
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Get the Tool mug.my friend was dating this guy, and one night he and my friend's best friend were hanging out and ended up having sex. my friend broke up with him when she found out and then he and the best friend started dating. until he cough the best friend making out with is best friend in the school library. the guy and the best friend broke up
both the best friend and guy are tools
both the best friend and guy are tools
by shortyAJ February 27, 2011
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