Swamp Monster: a highly opinionated, if not downright self-righteous partisan hack that thrives on verbally abusing other people in order to amuse themselves and other partisan hacks.
Ann Coulter recently asked North Korea to nuke Seattle, confirming once and for all, that she is just another swamp monster.
by polygeek April 8, 2017
Get the Swamp Monstermug. The Minecraft biome that needs the most love. Slimes, orchids, lily pads, and filthy, disgusting remodeled oak trees reside there. The swamp is a treasure-trove of potential that most people don't realize they are taking for granted.
Aww man... why didn't they update the Swamp? I really want the swamp to be updated. Please update the swamp...
by MįńėçråftŠwämpŁøvêr November 17, 2019
Get the Swampmug. a word that’s commonly used when a green ogre sneaks through the window into your bedroom to fuck ya asshole, cum into it and then dip it’s HUGE green willy into your tight ass, leaving their dick just as dirty as their swamp;);)
alex: i heard something really loud in your bedroom last night! what was it?
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
amelia: oh, that was shrek stretching out my asshole & giving me a dirty swamp!
alex: oh lucky, ya dirty hoe!
by ilikesmoltoes January 29, 2018
Get the dirty swampmug. by Than Leolater June 1, 2018
Get the Swamp Brainmug.