perma-shocker

A hand on either a male or female which is missing the ring finger, hence giving someone a permanant shocker.

He lost is finger in an accident and now he has a perma-shocker!!!!

by Brian Herr May 22, 2007

The Shocker

Arizona State University's hand gesture...which says so much and so little about the school.

"Dude, why is everyone throwing up the shocker?"
"Bro, you're in ASU. Everyday it's all about two in the junk and one in the trunk!"

"So THAT'S why Tosh.O is visiting your school."

by somedevileh September 12, 2011

Scock

An abbreviation for the phrase "suck a cock." Used as an insult in most occasions.

"Why don't you go and scock, douchebag!"

by Alexander William July 9, 2013

Shockenfreude

The feeling you get when you realize that the things you laugh and joke about with one social group you associate with would be found horrifying by another

I really laughed at the San Luis Obispo Public Service Announcement on PedoBear, then realized I was committing Shockenfreude

by BD1234567 September 14, 2010

shockings

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

You should have seen the shockings she was wearing. It was like she was walking around with no pants. And at a baby shower, of all places!

by pir8matt June 2, 2011

peace shocker spock

the gradual, intensifying progression of manual vagino-anal dual penetration.
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peace: one finger in vagina, one finger in ass
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shocker: two fingers in vagina, one finger in ass
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spock: two fingers in vagina, two fingers in ass
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see shocker for more detail on the shock

The bitch broke up with Jethro because she couldn't handle his peace shocker spock routine.

by noormr May 31, 2004

cock shocked

When a female is obsessed with a males penis or "cock" so much that she can't get enough of it.

Dude, Abby is so cock shocked over Jerry.

She can get enough of him

by Grizzly dippers April 24, 2015