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Calm Your Horses

Calm down, everything is going to be okay. Boys named 'Ethan' will think that this phrase is incorrect.
Ethan: "It's hold your horses!"
Person: "Calm your horses!"
by SydTheRealRealRealKid March 11, 2022
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Horse like cock

Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly
Amelia Thomson has a horse like cock
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horse dick syndrome

The medical terminology for being hung like a horse. Also referred to as having a very large penis.
Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015
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Corporate Horse Shit

Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project, is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations. Corporate Horse Shit
Corporate Horse Shit; n

When a job, task, or project is very simple, yet is made difficult because of corporate rules and regulations.

He/she could've completed the job more efficient and effectively, but all the Corporate Horse Shit slowed his/her production.
by 87 Firebird 305 H/O January 31, 2020
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Go Fuck A Horse

One of those rare insults, that can and will no matter how you say it, have a very harsh inflection on the word HORSE. try it now say in angry voice " Go fuck a horse "
and horse comes out like you mean it. now say it in a happy voice. Same inflection.

Due to all this awesomeness of the phrase "Go Fuck A Horse " it is considered in part, as the second best inflective insult, after PRICK.
bah, i told Big Larry to Go Fuck A Horse in my joking voice and he beat the shit out of me
by Raistlin_ November 4, 2009
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get back on the horse

Def. 1 (verb) To attempt the same challenging action after failure. Apparently derived from an old adage: "You have to get back on the horse that threw you."

Def. 2 (verb) To get back into a habit. Traditionally this would refer to a good habit, but sarcastically might refer to a bad habit or addiction. Possible confusion with the phrase "on the sauce".
Def. 1 - I know you burned the turkey trying to cook Thanksgiving dinner, but you can't let that stop you if you really want to become a chef. You'll just have to get back on the horse and try cooking it again.

Def. 2 - I'd been trying to do 30 minutes of exercise every day, but my work schedule eventually got so busy I could never make it to the gym. Things have calmed down quite a bit recently though and I keep meaning to get back on the horse and go work out again.
by Peter K. December 27, 2007
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