1) For a very long time.
2) From now until whatever time the fat broads you live with return to the house.
2) From now until whatever time the fat broads you live with return to the house.
1)
When the cops started knocking on the door of the cocaine storehouse, Pete and Tony jumped out the window and ran until the cows came home.
2)
"Hey dad, when are we gonna be eating dinner?"
"Not until the cows come home, son. Where the hell are your mother and sister? I'm hungry too."
When the cops started knocking on the door of the cocaine storehouse, Pete and Tony jumped out the window and ran until the cows came home.
2)
"Hey dad, when are we gonna be eating dinner?"
"Not until the cows come home, son. Where the hell are your mother and sister? I'm hungry too."
by Nick D February 25, 2004
Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.
Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!
Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!
by DJizzle313 April 25, 2011
Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together
We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...
by flo0325 January 16, 2012
When you push over bike riders that think they own the road. Could be bike clubs in the suburbs or messengers in the city.
When that bike club refused to share the road, I gunned the engine, reached out the window and did some urban cow tipping.
by hotwasabiwife September 13, 2009
by Adam April 20, 2005
by hungryhungryhippogloppy December 02, 2017
A robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, I mean EVERYTHING! A close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
"I was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!"
by CrazyBob62 May 13, 2006