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The Numbers

A mysterious sequence of numbers that keeps appearing, either in fully or individually, on the American hit TV drama Lost. The sequence is 4-8-15-16-23-42.
"Wait, that metronome has '108' on it! Isn't that the sum of the Numbers?"
The Numbers by Shay Guy October 23, 2006

Complex numbers 

A euphemism for fake breasts used during conversations in which the subject or subject's friends may be able to hear what is being said.

Derived from mathematics where complex numbers are those that are not real (like the breasts.)
Holy shit check out those complex numbers!
Complex numbers by qukkie August 6, 2008
Numbet is a fucking retard, like most people named Kent.
Such a numbet you remind me of Kent !
numbet by m>r May 21, 2018

numbersexual

Being sexually attracted to numbers and other mathematical signs.
Person A: Oh yea I am numbersexual

Person B: *draws an 8 on the whiteboard*

Person A: *immediately cums*
numbersexual by anonymous February 7, 2021

Brown Numbers 

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place
"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"
Brown Numbers by anders limpar February 10, 2015

how many numbers am I holding up 

When looking for a quick laugh and have nothing to say, works best around nerd faces. Stupid comedy
Dude how many numbers am I holding up